I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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