if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
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The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
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My bed is full of blood and feathers
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
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