Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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