Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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