If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I woke up wearing no shirt sleeping next to a half-eaten grilled cheese.
Well did you call the grilled cheese yet? Or r u waiting the usual 3 days?
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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