So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
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