its not stalking. its research.
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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