white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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