My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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