I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
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Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
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I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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