Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
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I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Why did you not tell me that video snapchats are a thing? This is a fucking game changer for my mobile sex life.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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