Fine. I'll sleep in my office
you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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