I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
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My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
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I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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