You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
This is the high leading the old right now
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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