Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
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She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
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MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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