did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
You are a genius and a whore.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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