try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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