It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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