so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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