Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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