Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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