just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
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Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
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Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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