I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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