CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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