I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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