why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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