this beer tastes like vomit already
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
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I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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