this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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