watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
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They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.