I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
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