At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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