why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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