shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
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HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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