Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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