it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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