i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm passing your future prison.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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