ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
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I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
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If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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