So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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