If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
ttyl tear gas
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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