i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
my boob sweat smells like rotting zombie flesh
is this your pickup line?
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his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
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Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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