I'm lost and stupid without you.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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