that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
She announced her abortion via fbk
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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