just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
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Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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