maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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