Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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