It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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