i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
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Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
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Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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