Walk of Shame. In a state park.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
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Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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