Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
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That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
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I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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