what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
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He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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