you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
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I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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