I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
Randomize
