Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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