I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
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I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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