so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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