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• (+61): View more from Australia

  yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays

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• (818): View more from California

  I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Why is there a cash register on top of my car?

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.

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  I think everything's gonna be okay.

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.

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