Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(732): View more from New Jersey

You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.

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(850): View more from Florida

Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3

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(989): View more from Michigan

It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.

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(708): View more from Illinois

what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?

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(626): View more from California

I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.

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(516): View more from New York

You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito

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(858): View more from California

I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"

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(360): View more from Washington

I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life

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