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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj

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  I think that's fair trade off

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.

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• (936): View more from Texas

  You can't call dibs 8 years later.

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• (310): View more from California

  Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face

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• (914): View more from New York

  He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.

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