the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
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