Whoa Z and x make the same sound
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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